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Cold Caller Blues

Posted By Barry Ritholtz On December 14, 2004 @ 6:25 am In Markets | Comments Disabled

Once again, guest poster Rob Fraim delivers some market related humor:

Back in the 19th century when I started in this business I had to go to the company home office for several weeks of training. On one of the final days all of the rookie brokers were required to make a presentation to the class – a speech regarding the business, goals, aspirations, motivation, blah, blah.

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“Since so much of the new-guy training back at the firm where I started in the business was about sales stuff (rather than teaching us anything about investing) I wrote a song. I had my guitar with me and so instead of giving a yada-yada speech I sang my song.”

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Cold Caller Blues lyrics:

“When I got to my office this morning

I felt so all alone

My manager was waitin’ for me

He said “Boy, get on the phone.”

I’ve got the cold call blues

I’ve got the cold call blues

Got the cold call blues

They tell me I gotta pay my dues.

I got annuities, bonds, and mutual funds

Aggressive stocks, conservative ones

Options, shelters but my oh my

The problem is I’ve still got ‘em – ‘cause nobody will buy

This broker’s broke . . . give me a break.

I’ve got the cold call blues.

-Chorus, hot guitar licks, requisite cool scrunching of my face-

Co-woah-old call blues

Co-woah-old call blues

The baby needs shoes.

I’ve got the cold call blues.

What’s that you say?

Somebody here to see me?

Somebody that I cold called

And now they wanna buy?

They’ve got…four truckloads of money?

That ain’t chicken feed, honey.

It’s about a $80,000 gross.

I’ll buy a condo on the coast.

Give me the phone I wanna call some more people,

‘cause there ain’t no such thing

as the cold……call….….blue-oohs.”

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-Rob “Toast and Jam Master DJ/Leadbelly-Lardbutt-y” Fraim


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