Its astonishing how prescient the Onion parodies have been over time: This one is from February 2004 — 2 years ago . . .


(WARNING: Adult language)



Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
James M. Kilts
CEO and President, The Gillette Company
February 18, 2004 | Issue 40•07

Category: Corporate Management, Financial Press

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3 Responses to “The Onion Once Again Foreshadows Reality”

  1. Lord says:

    Give me one sharp one. More simply means more to clog and faster to dull.

  2. Marc Brazeau says:

    The Flash Promo site is absolutely insane. It features a sexy lab director named Cassandra who actually starts taking off her clothes while she explains the razor. Six blades, now that IS hot.