Its astonishing how prescient the Onion parodies have been over time: This one is from February 2004 — 2 years ago . . .
(WARNING: Adult language)
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
James M. Kilts
CEO and President, The Gillette Company
February 18, 2004 | Issue 40•07
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