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2008 Investment Guides Are HILARIOUS

Posted By Barry Ritholtz On December 31, 2008 @ 8:30 am In Financial Press,Humor,Markets,Really, really bad calls,Trading | Comments Disabled

Via New York Magazine, comes this amusing collection of bad forecasts for the 2008 year:

• Jon Birger, senior writer, Fortune Investors Guide 2008 [1]
Smart investors should buy [Merrill Lynch] stock before everyone else comes to their senses.”
Merrill’s shares plummeted 77 percent.

• Elaine Garzarelli, president of Garzarelli Capital, Business Week’s Investment Outlook 2008 [2]
Buy some of the most beaten-down stocks, including those of giant financial institutions such as Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, and Merrill Lynch.
As of January 1, none of these firms will still exist.

• Sarah Ketterer, CEO of Causeway Capital Management, Fortune Investors Guide 2008 [3]
“Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have been pummeled. Our stress-test analysis indicates those stocks are at bargain basement prices.”
Fannie and Freddie had lost 90 percent of their value.

• Jon Birger, senior writer, in Fortune Investors Guide 2008 [4]
Our bet is that in a stormy market investors will gravitate toward, GE, the ultimate blue chip.

GE’s stock price tumbled 55%, and it’s on the verge of losing its triple-A credit rating.

• Archie MacAllaster, chairman of MacAllaster Pitfield MacKay in Barron’s 2008 Roundtable [5]
“Bank of America will [not cut its dividend], I think they’ll raise it this year. My target price for the stock is $55.”
BofA share price now hovers around $14, and it has slashed its dividend in half.

• James J. Cramer, “Future of Business”  New York Magazine [6]
“Goldman Sachs… finishes the year at $300 a share. Not a prediction — an inevitability.”

Goldman Sachs’ share price was $78, and the firm announced its first quarterly loss — $2.2 billion.

Yes, the 2008 investment guides were HILARIOUS — but what makes you think the 2009 guides will be any different.


The Folly of Forecasting [7]
RealMoney.com Contributor
6/7/2005 1:05 PM EDT


Worst Predictions for 2008 [8] (December 2008)


2008 Investment Guides Are HILARIOUS [9]
By: Daily Intel
New York, 12/22/08 at 6:01 PM


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[1] Fortune Investors Guide 2008: http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.investorsguide_stocks.fortune/8.html

[2] Business Week’s Investment Outlook 2008: http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/07_53/b4065044231464_page_2.htm

[3] Fortune Investors Guide 2008: http://money.cnn.com/2007/12/10/pf/ahead_in_2008.fortune/index.htm

[4] Fortune Investors Guide 2008: http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.investorsguide_stocks.fortune/6.html

[5] Barron’s 2008 Roundtable: http://online.barrons.com/article/SB120132064710419211.html

[6] New York Magazine: http://nymag.com/news/businessfinance/bottomline/42392/

[7] The Folly of Forecasting: http://www.thestreet.com/_tscana/comment/barryritholtz/10226887.html

[8] Worst Predictions for 2008: http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2008/12/worst-predictions-for-2008/

[9] 2008 Investment Guides Are HILARIOUS: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/12/2008_investment_guides_are_hil.html

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