In honor of Newton’s Birthday festival, the following song should be sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

On the tenth day of Newton,
My true love gave to me,
Ten drops of genius,
Nine silver co-oins,
Eight circling planets,
Seven shades of li-ight,
Six counterfeiters,
Four telescopes,
Three Laws of Motion,
Two awful feuds,
And the discovery of gravity!

Hat tip Judson

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2 Responses to “Happy Isaac Newton Day!”

  1. KJ Foehr says:

    How could someone “discover” gravity when it had been with us since the big bang?

    Less flippantly, we could use another one like him or Einstein: clean renewable or perpetual energy, that is the discovery we need now.

  2. nickgogerty says:

    Forgot to mention participation in the South Sea Bubble.