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Cheesus is Everywhere!

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By Barry Ritholtz - May 16th, 2009, 10:41AM

Apparently, Jesus has returned to earth — not the 2nd coming, mind you, but in the form of a cheetos, ice cream scoops, a fry pan, a wash basin, wood, slate, rock, sandwiches, french toast, pancakes, a tree — pretty much any form you can imagine — except, for some unknown reason, as a deity.

Want proof? Consider this hysterical collection of video clips from newscasts, who apparently have plenty of time to fill . . .
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Category: Humor, Weekend.

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Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data, ability to repeat discredited memes, and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Also, be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor even implied. Any irrelevancies you can mention will also be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

7 Responses to “Cheesus is Everywhere!”

  1. Mike in Nola Says:
    May 16th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    So, BR, does this make you want to convert?

  2. JD Says:
    May 16th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Man, these people are nuts.

    Well, back to my S&P charts. I think I see an inverted engulfing smackdown sledgehammer in the candlesticks. Time to go short.

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    May 16th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

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  4. wunsacon Says:
    May 16th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    The only thing popping up in more places than Jesus is comment spam.

  5. wunsacon Says:
    May 16th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    …oh..and “green shoots”.

  6. Cursive Says:
    May 16th, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    Better than SNL and whoever is on Comedy Central right now! BR, as they are so good at recognizing patterns others cannot see, what do you think these talented souls could do if we gave them a copy of Prechter’s book? Also, if I start giggling during the consecration tomorrow, there will be consquences….

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