Apparently, Jesus has returned to earth — not the 2nd coming, mind you, but in the form of a cheetos, ice cream scoops, a fry pan, a wash basin, wood, slate, rock, sandwiches, french toast, pancakes, a tree — pretty much any form you can imagine — except, for some unknown reason, as a deity.

Want proof? Consider this hysterical collection of video clips from newscasts, who apparently have plenty of time to fill . . .


via everything is terrible

Category: Humor, Weekend

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7 Responses to “Cheesus is Everywhere!”

  1. Mike in Nola says:

    So, BR, does this make you want to convert?

  2. JD says:

    Man, these people are nuts.

    Well, back to my S&P charts. I think I see an inverted engulfing smackdown sledgehammer in the candlesticks. Time to go short.

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  4. wunsacon says:

    The only thing popping up in more places than Jesus is comment spam.

  5. wunsacon says:

    …oh..and “green shoots”.

  6. Cursive says:

    Better than SNL and whoever is on Comedy Central right now! BR, as they are so good at recognizing patterns others cannot see, what do you think these talented souls could do if we gave them a copy of Prechter’s book? Also, if I start giggling during the consecration tomorrow, there will be consquences….