Hitler Annoyed He Missed Bull Market

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By Barry Ritholtz - August 21st, 2009, 4:15PM

Hitler becomes some what annoyed when he is informed that he has missed the Bull market.

6 Responses to “Hitler Annoyed He Missed Bull Market”

  1. leftback Says:

    A bit like one of Cramer’s intros. Buy now, Adolf, or be priced out for ever. Perhaps a holiday home in Bavaria?

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  4. SINGER Says:

    This is bleepin’ awesome…

  5. bruerr Says:

    The part they left out of the video:

    Successive Violations of Capitalist Rule of Law. Defeat and desecration of Capitalist Rule of Law (such that Nazism, rule of many by a few, is the enduring quality of the rally since, this depiction of Hitler is sad about not participating in): If one devil cannot enjoy the rally, perhaps other, GREATER economic DEVILS can…. ahahaha

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    (C) Amending the institution’s charter or bylaws.
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    All hail The new Fascists:
    Goldman Sachs.
    Henry Paulson.
    Ben Bernanke.
    Jamie Dimon
    Tim Geithner.
    Sheila Bair.
    John Thain.
    Lloyd Blankfein.
    Alan Cohen.
    John Mack and any of the crew
    who suborn U.S. Code, during an economic crisis.

    And those cowards of the industry who are mostly silent during abuse upon abuse upon abuse of Capitalist rule of Law in service to the few who are corrupt.

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