Securtizing Goldman’s Bonuses

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By Barry Ritholtz - August 20th, 2009, 4:00PM

Zero Hedge has this hilarious offering memorandum of GS’ bonus pool this year:

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8 Responses to “Securtizing Goldman’s Bonuses”

  1. dead hobo Says:

    Removal of excess liquidity and/or restrictions on flash orders and predatory HFT will impact the stock market in a bad way. Decrease the money supply and/or decrease the velocity of money and you have a crash of one type or another.

    If leverage is an issue, then a Minsky moment is added to the mix. When the crash comes, is there enough leverage to create a Minsky type of unwind? Will one fall beget a greater fall? Or will stocks simply be far less negotiable for a while, causing prices to drop dramatically?

    GS will make out well by betting against the market when the fall appears imminent to them, but not to those who believe in happy talk business news. After all, they are the market, more or less.

  2. call me ahab Says:

    this is obviously a big put on- you can tell by the the disclaimer which says no puppies were harmed- as everyone knows- GS would hammer the life out of anything if it meant more money in their pockets

  3. Groty Says:

    Feed the squid!

  4. teraflop Says:

    Akin to tea parties, we should start soy sauce / wasabi parties (goes well with raw squid)

  5. Simon Says:

    When I was a kid we used to find octopuses in the rock pools. To kill them you turn them inside out. Really comparing GS to an octopus is an insult to octopuses which are rather nice quiet creatures and rather smart too.

  6. Dogfish Says:

    octopii != squids

    one is a smart cephalopod, the other is bait.

  7. philipat Says:

    T be more consistent with StreetThink, the final financing vehicle for this is, as I heard, to be a “Rights” issue. This also has the effect of enhancing the transfer of wealth from Shareholders to Management.

  8. broker1 Says:

    Goldman Sachs was the #4 lobbyist to the last ten years giving over $31 million dollars to politicians, behind only AT&T, Municipal employee Federation and National Association of Realtors.

    http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/list.php?order=A

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