I try not to take amusement from anyone’s personal family disaster.

That said, this remix is classic:

Look, ladies, if you marry a professional athlete — especially a superstar — do not expect him to be faithful. Its that simple. Even if you are a Swedish supermodel. You are fooling yourself if you think kids make a difference, either.

When you are at the best in the world at anything, you feel entitled to mate with anything you want.

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4 Responses to “Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix”

  1. zebov says:

    I’m confused by your comments, BR. Shouldn’t ALL wives expect their husbands to be faithful? Isn’t that the whole basis of marriage? If there’s no trust, what is there? I don’t think “superstar” status makes any bit of difference. You can find husbands who are poorest of the poor that cheat and the richest of the rich that cheat. None of them should. None of their wives should “expect” it. I’m disappointed in your commentary.


    BR: Not int he real world.

    If you want someone faithful, then you should think twice about marrying an athlete, rock star, movie idol, etc . . .

  2. jaysan says:

    I agree with BR. Tiger as big stud makes me even more envious of him, though all of his babes I’ve seen so far on the net are not so attractive as his wife. Unfortunately, Elin is a cold-looking beauty, whereas those other babes are hot-looking.

    Vanessa Williams is a hot-looking wife for Kobe and she accepted him back after his scandal. As BR indicated, these superstars move in a different world than the rest of us. That their aggression to keep winning also expresses itself as sexual aggression should not surprise any man in touch with his own masculinity.

  3. arthur.i says:

    I hate to disagree with you but you don’t have to be the best in the world at anything to feel entitled to mate with anything you want…IMO, all you have to be is a male Homo sapien between the ages of 10 and 100, with an IQ between 75 and 175 and a set of limbs between one and five.

  4. Greg0658 says:

    art – LOL