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Category: Humor, Television, Weekend

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3 Responses to “Generic News Report by Charlie Brooker”

  1. Bill in SF says:

    Great bit.

    Now, here’s ‘How to Retort the News’:

    PeeWee gets an iPad


  2. hgordon says:

    Thanks Bill. Love the part where PeeWee uses the iPad to serve lemonade.

  3. I thought it was brilliant . . .