Afternoon humor, gathered from around the web:

The term “GS”, now entering the popular lexicon as a verb, meaning to lie AND make money from doing so, as opposed to “BS” – which is just to lie without the benefit of compensation.

-Richard Ambrose

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There once was a man named Tourré
He toiled for The Squid night and day
At Paulson’s request
He created a mess
And sold it to bank IBK

-Joshua Brown

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Burning Documents Create Giant Smoke Plume over Goldman Sachs

–Andy Borowitz ^[1]

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With apologies to John Collins Bossidy

And this is good old Gotham,
The home of the rich and the odd.
Where Morgan talks only to Goldman,
And Goldman talks only to God.

-Andrew Stanton