The Great Depression II: The Revolution of 2017
WASHINGTON, 7 NOVEMBER 2017*. Yesterday Speaker of the House Dennis Kucinich was sworn in as President, replacing President Jeb Bush, who had fled to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, aboard Air Force One seeking asylum in his father’s well guarded compound on the grounds of the Bin Laden family’s palace. Vice President Dick Cheney, who has been in a coma since August after suffering his fifteenth heart attack, was declared incompetent. President Kucinich immediately announced a wide-ranging package of policies designed to bring an end to the Great Depression, which began with the global financial crisis of 2007. He called for calm and pleaded with leaders of the Revolutionary Tea Party Army that has encircled Washington to call off the attack that had been planned for today, the 100th anniversary of the Bolshevik revolution. Commandant Dick Armey said he is willing to meet for a discussion of a ceasefire so long as his militia can take their weapons home . . .
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June 7th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Stirrer. As in Tea, I mean!!
June 7th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
(cough) crisis porn (cough)
June 7th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Is there a reason why I can’t comment on the your last post about the ARMs Index?
June 7th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Might be a time delay, a comment of mine isn’t showing either.
June 7th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
This is very funny read, BR. Don’t know why you put it out there…maybe “Contrarian” thingy?
But, it was fascinating and funny at the same time.
I think many folks will be “blown over” by this post. Because it’s a bit of a shocker…and folks really don’t know how to react given the “political camps” sitting there shooting over the Bunker at each other waiting for the FULL BATTLE to be CALLED so they can kill each other off…
However…it was very enjoyable read to this person….
June 7th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
I’m from the Cleveland area so I have some familiarity with Dennis Kucinich.
The Speaker of the House is Dennis Kucinich and now he is sworn in as the President! This is what we have to look forward to in seven years? PLEASE SAY IT AIN’T SO.
June 7th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Yep, those Bushies secretly allied with Bin Laden, Cheney finally succumbing to cardiac disease, and those maniacal raving Tea Partiers who only want to destroy the government — hilarious!
June 8th, 2010 at 5:28 am
Mysticdog – this thread has 2 comment streams – those that opened the whole story and not