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Top Ten Country & Western Songs

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By Barry Ritholtz - August 6th, 2010, 6:56PM

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
7. I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’
6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
5. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is…

1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

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Hat tip Gene

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One Response to “Top Ten Country & Western Songs”

  1. reformed consumer Says:
    August 7th, 2010 at 9:53 am

    How about honorable mention to “You wouldn’t call me passive aggressive if you knew how much it hurt” ?

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