Fictional Bar Crawl
By Barry Ritholtz - May 20th, 2011, 3:00PM
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Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data, ability to repeat discredited memes, and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Also, be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor even implied. Any irrelevancies you can mention will also be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.
May 20th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
[...] – Barry sends us on a fictional bar crawl. [...]
May 20th, 2011 at 11:16 pm
missed a couple noteables:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650
Nick: [slamming a bottle on the bar] That’s it! Out you two pixies go… through the door, or out the window!
George Bailey: Hold on, Nick! What’s wrong?
Nick: That’s another thing. Where do you come off calling me Nick?
…
Nick: [ringing the cash register repeatedly] Get me. I’m givin’ out wings!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298/
[Adam, Eve and Troy are at the club, looking for a girlfriend for Adam. Adam spots a lovely young woman]
Adam: How about her?
Eve: No way.
Adam: No way? Why not? I, I think she’s very attractive.
Eve: Adam! She’s got ‘bitch’ written all over her. You do know what ‘bitch’ means, don’t you?
Adam: [nodding] Well, well, yes, I do. I do have a dictionary. But I can’t understand for the life of me why you would say that about her. Or why Cliff would say that about *you*!
[Troy stifles a laugh; Eve glares at him and then at Adam]
…
Eve: And now I suppose he’s trying to make those two dancers feel as comfortable as possible.
Troy: No. He didn’t go home with them.
Eve: [Eve gives a happy look to Troy] … Well.
Troy: He went home with Sophie.
Eve: [screams really loudly] No!
Troy: Yep.
Eve: No!
Troy: She swept him out of the room, whispering little sweet French nothings into his ear.