I love Faux Tech Jargon, and that is why this is our Quote of the Day:

“We use CopyBuoy via Hoster Broaster, because it streams really easily into a Plaxo/LinkedIn yak-fest meld. When you register, click “Endless,” and under “Contacts” just list everyone you’ve ever met. It would be great if you could post at least six hundred words every day until further notice.

If you already have a blog, make sure you spray-feed your URL in niblets open-face to the skein. We like Reddit bites (they’re better than Delicious), because they max out the wiki snarls of RSS feeds, which means less jamming at the Google scaffold. Then just Digg your uploads in a viral spiral to your social networks via an FB/MS interlink torrent. You may have gotten the blast e-mail from Jason Zepp, your acquiring editor, saying that people who do this sort of thing will go to Hell, but just ignore it.”

-Ellis Weiner, Subject: Our Marketing Plan, The New Yorker

Category: Humor, Technology

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4 Responses to “QOTD: Faux Jargon”

  1. Todd in SM says:

    ROFLMAO

  2. Rightline says:

    I pasted the paragraph into Babelfish but it still wouldn’t translate for me….

  3. Julia Chestnut says:

    Awesome.

  4. ToNYC says:

    Puff the Magic Dragon taking you where the metrics have yet to be realized.
    Intangible Assets spun into imaginary rights, imaginary crimes before their time.
    Immutable human nature; depend on it.