Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

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By Barry Ritholtz - September 30th, 2011, 2:30PM

The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off of cliffs.

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3 Responses to “Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger”

  1. Greg0658 Says:

    LOL thats good .. I was kidding (just mad at the paper push GDP :-)

  2. Mark E Hoffer Says:

    w/ some of.. http://www.naturalnews.com/033162_food_ingredients_chemicals.html , to begin with..

    some things, thought as ‘Satire’, aren’t..

  3. Greg0658 Says:

    “mad at the paper push GDP” .. a job is a job I guess . NOT gonna go there . balance in all walks of human needs on our shores .. journalism : energy .. saving : spending .. invest’g : game’g .. oil : electric .. guns : butter .. lawful society : incarcerated society

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