Dedicated to hard working internet trolls everywhere. Love ya, keep on trollin’! X Isabel & all the Clever Pies

 

Thank You Hater song is now available:

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/thank-you-hater/id535453332?i=535453343

All profits will go to http://www.beatbullying.org/

Written & Performed by Isabel Fay
Directed & Edited by Chris Lincé

And special thanks to all the trolls for their tireless efforts x

LYRICS:

Well hello friend Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip!
Most people say you’re cruel and spiteful,
But you’re right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater well they’re just jealous
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can’t deny
How will we know if you don’t tell us
We could improve our Youtube channels by “fucking off and dying”?

Some might say you are a…
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don’t upload things
You know we’d be too dazzled by your cinematic vision
But you’re there on every comment string
Where you teach us, just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I’m really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would
We are like “that”; I really get you
You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total “cnut”.

(Samba instrumental)

You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer”
But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn’t do funny
But you’d fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.
Oh what a line you lovely honey.
Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I’ll join the queue!

Some might say you’re a…
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, iliterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn’t for you my darling,
I would never have written this tune.
Some might say that You’re So Vain,
But this song is all about you!

Category: Humor, Weekend

Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor implied. If you could repeat previously discredited memes or steer the conversation into irrelevant, off topic discussions, it would be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

One Response to “Thank You, Hater!”

  1. VennData says:

    Havn’t you guys heard of the Thirteenth Amendment! Got rid of THAT instead of getting rid of illegal immigrants are we?

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/16/us-usa-immigration-idUSBRE85E0VA20120616

    I detect the UN is behind you Mr Ritholtz, and your quarry of like-minded associates named Barry. Barry, that a KENYAN name? Cancel my subscription to this blog immediately, if not sooner!

    P.S. You took down that offensive reminder about commenting. Is that some kind of TRICK? If it is I won’t be falling for it! Also, having trouble with the CapsLock on my keyboard, you wouldn’t have one on you, would you?