Excuse me while I get my Mitty Romney on, but there are two people I would like to see fired today: The first is whatever eejit wrote this headline: Retailers Keep Deals Flowing on 13% Holiday-Sales Jump – because it is quantifiably a false statement and does not meet the Bloomberg journalistic standards.
The second is whoever ruined my Bloomberg iPad. That person should be fired, than lit on fire, than urinated on to put the flames out.
If you have not yet upgraded to the latest version, I strongly suggest you DO NOT. Its garish, busy, scrolling, flashing hideous . . .
Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor implied. If you could repeat previously discredited memes or steer the conversation into irrelevant, off topic discussions, it would be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.