There seems to have been no shortage of bears in the world over the past several years. A re-read of investment letter writers,  strategy pieces from buy side firms, or most notoriously, ZeroHedge, can attest to this. And despite the dour headlines, of sovereign debt crises, one macroeconomic disaster after another, or the dire state of political confidence and leadership across the western world, few of the curmudgeonly uber-pessimists have made money in what should have been proverbial salad-days for the Kaczynski-ites. So despite the near torpedoing of the PIIGS, their sovereigns and their equity markets,the best returns have more reliably been on the long side, while the one’s who have been most vocal in trumpeting the impending apocalypse have little to show for it in terms of banked investment returns for their investors.

Ignoring whether from the unrequited pessimist’s perspective this should, or shouldn’t be, or why it is or hasn’t been something else, one can not entirely reject the potential mitigating excuse that “it ain’t over ’til ‘it’s over”.  Keynes of course would have countered that “the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent”. The nihilist would add that in the long-run, we are all dead. And all could agree , at the very least,  on this much.  That “they” – the uber-bears, the financial eschatologists, the doomsdayers, the macro-dispensationistshaven’t in the main made money needs some explaining that consists of something more convincing and durable than government conspiracies, plunge protection teams, cabals of jewish elders of zion. Their failure to capitalize says something important that is worthy of examination by anyone who invests or trades.

Of course it could just be bad luck, or simple ineptitude. But I fear something bigger is at work. There is an adoption of a fundamental belief that is not far removed from doomsterish cults that believe “The End of the World Is Nigh”. For en-masse, this group is making the same mistake – they   believe that a trade is more than a trade. What does it take to believe that a trade is more than a trade? Conviction? Yes. Phobias and self-doubt? Indeed. Psychological projection of something-or-other? Likely.  Ideology? That helps. Righteousness – both absolutely and relatively? Black & white thinking? Yes, and yes. Even I am not sure where I am going with this but it seems to lead to a rather provocative thought.

Perhaps, just as some have suggested that there might be a “God Gene” which proposes that a specific gene (VMAT2) predisposes humans towards spiritual or mystic experiences, so too might there be a Doomsday Gene, a yet-to-be-identified gene that predisposes humans towards a belief in “The End of The World As We Know It”. This would account for unitary market views, the failure to cover or reverse positions in investments when events are quite obviously changing and/or pessimism towards underlying causes is shifting right before everyone’s eyes. They would be prone to see only the negative, interpreting every glass of water as half-empty, and dismissive or oblivious of things that run counter to a highly-anchored and well-insulated belief system – one that they undoubtedly feel they’ve arrived at through independent thought but which they, one might posit, likely acquired as a result of their genetic predisposition. It would explain a lot with a little.

The existence of this genetic predisposition likely extends to the beginning of time. Within hunter-gatherer societies, it might have provided a counter-balancing cautionary fear that was useful in preventing overly-bold expeditions such as assaults upon woolly-mammoths armed but with a table spoon. During agrarian times, it might have helped insure villagers kept sufficient grain reserves to protect against periodic  drought and resulting famine. As a result, like homosexuality, it’s usefulness within the gene-pool has carried it through time to survive modernity.

Every religion has deep eschatological roots, both within their mainstream, and their offshoots.  From the Jews and the Book of Daniel, to Jesus himself, to the second coming, along with all manner of historic and modern dispensationalism, from the Zoarastrian Frashokereti to the hindu Pralaya, the Norse Ragnarök to the Buddhist, Yam, Nostradamus, even Isaac Newton (who was afflcited) have developed and subscribed to apocalyptic doomsday end-of-world belief systems that bear striking resemblances to the financial versions that repeatedly cause shorts to overstay their welcomes and not recognize when things are getting … errr …. ummm let’s just say “less bad”.  Like the burning embers of a fire, it smolders, fanned perhaps by the same predisposition that drives Stendhal’s Syndrome, Jerusalem Syndrome and, for the Japanese, Paris Syndrome.

What IS different today, from days of old, is that (apart from the world NOT having ended) there now is a system of instantaneous mass distribution. Those potentially sufferering, and those who may be so genetically predisposed can now meet up at any hour of the day or night, excite each others’ fears and worries, with all manner of topical charts, and half-truths, and together, figure out ways to undermine the action that might lead to political and/or economic improvement as well as sabotaging their belief that something, anything, might be improving and require a painful change in dearly held belief structures.

Before we completely dismiss those afflicted however, we must appreciate their virtues and accept that they can be perceptive and bring lateral or alternative perspectives to the foreview. And they often have good senses of wit (though don’t expect them to buy the beers since they usually are in need of money for obvious reasons). It is likely that we all have friends that fall into this category. And this is fine and is as it should be. Just be careful when they are offering financial or trading advice, and whatever you do, under no circumstances, give them your money to invest. There are much cheaper and more constructive ways to be otherwise occupied or entertained.

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Cassandra Does Tokyo is a former hedge fund manager and ex NY Trader, who is now living abroad.

 

Category: Think Tank

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6 Responses to “The Doomsday Gene or Just Awful Trading?”

  1. bbieber says:

    I found your article so pathalogically interesting….I thought
    it would be helpful to invite you for an ice cream cone with
    Warren…Sunday 2 pm..

  2. jaymaster says:

    I thank God for these people every day.

    They make me lots of money.

  3. Frilton Miedman says:

    It’s spelled “ZeRoHeDgE”..isn’t it?

  4. shteeeeeve says:

    ..said the guy who’s already ‘bugged out’. Call Alanis, ’cause isn’t it ironic – don’t you think?

  5. AnttiK says:

    I think Jim Grant put it the best (quoting Pigou):

    “The finest expression was that of a long deceased economist named Pigou, a Brit actually, sounds French, who said that ‘the error of optimism dies in the crisis; it is followed by the era of pessimism, which is born not an the infant but a giant’. “

  6. “…So despite the near torpedoing of the PIIGS, their sovereigns and their equity markets,the best returns have more reliably been on the long side, while the one’s who have been most vocal in trumpeting the impending apocalypse have little to show for it in terms of banked investment returns for their investors…”

    I found that part to be, surprisingly, Weak (logic), coming from “Cassandra”..

    “…the best returns have more reliably been on the long side…”

    Long what, exactly? Basis, which?

    “…have little to show for it in terms of banked investment returns for their investors…”

    Timeframe of?
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    Seriously, remember that Ritholtz, his Ownself, points out that the “U$D Devaluation”/”Commodity SuperCycle”-Trend started a Dozen Years Ago.. (No offense meant, BR, you are Spot-On, with that..)

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    “Digi-Dollars” are all ‘Fun ‘n Games’–if you’re Creating them..though ‘Higher Nominal Prices’ are, just, that.