“While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.”

 

 


Source: The New Yorker

Category: Markets

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5 Responses to “Pre-End Period Opportunities for Profit”

  1. Slash says:

    That’s almost not funny, it’s so close to what would actually happen.

  2. SpecialAgentA says:

    “[Profit] is always highest in countries which are going fastest to ruin.” — Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations (1776)

  3. Oral Hazard says:

    Asteroid 2012 DA14 will miss earth by 15 minutes (17,000 mi/28,000 km).

  4. david_12321 says:

    The only thing missing is that the profit went to stock options for the fat guy in the suits.

  5. Malachi says:

    Brilliant