This is brilliant:
The Federal Reserve is awaiting
That prices may start re-inflating,
So they can foresee
Whose tapering they’ve been debating.
The Fed will not bother to taper
Its purchase of Treasury paper
‘Til the jobless rate now
And inflation allow
An end to their stimulus caper.
Bernanke must act with agility
To avoid causing stock volatility
‘Til he can discern
A sustainable turn
To price and employment stability.