Ever wonder who writes the local news? Trade groups, thats who:

A Christmas Present Or Two Or Ten Edition

Incredibly embarrassing . . .

Category: Financial Press, Really, really bad calls, Video

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7 Responses to “Conan: Local Media Read Retail PR Releases”

  1. catclub says:

    So which group issued the press release that all those newsreaders were reading to us?
    Does anyone have the original from the group?

    I was reminded of ALEC and State Legislators.

  2. raholco says:


  3. louiswi says:

    If ever there was a reason to be “TV FREE by the end of 2-0-1-3″!

  4. mpetrosian says:

    Wow!! It’s oookaaaaay. The inflection and delivery reminds me of how stupid people speak to their 3 year olds.

  5. cobaltbluedolphins says:

    A glitch in the Matrix.

  6. NoKidding says:

    Why does so little of news, entertainment and education deliver any value?

    Value comes from labor. The people behind these shows aren’t working on behalf of a conspiracy, they’re NOT working on behalf of their employers. When they should have been aggregating important or interesting filler, they must have been online, ordering one, two, or ten things for themselves.

    Conan’s team did the work.

  7. lburgler says:

    OMG – cobaltbluedolphins, your comment made me laugh until I cried.