Here are my forecasts for 2014, guaranteed to not be wrong:
|Dow Jones Industrials||No idea|
|S&P500||WTF are you asking me for?|
|10 Year Bond||Could not fathom a guess|
|Emerging Markets||Who knows?|
|Fed Fund Rates||Haven’t a clue|
|US Housing Market||That’s a really good question|
|Inflation||Not a clue|
|GDP||Yes, we will probably have a GDP|
|Growth in China||XXXX|
|European Sovereign Debt||Hmmm, interesting . . .|
|2014 Election outcome||HTF should I know?|
|Abenomics & Japan||Domo Arigato|
|Possibility of Recession in 2014||Possibility & Probability are 2 different things|
That’s the most honest set of predictions you will read this season.
(This was part of a prior piece I wrote for Bloomberg earlier this month)
Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor implied. If you could repeat previously discredited memes or steer the conversation into irrelevant, off topic discussions, it would be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.
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