Posts filed under “Humor”

Protect Insurance Companies PSA

Hollywood speaks out to help insurance companies:

Category: Humor, Weekend

The Fed Weather Update

Given today’s news release:

Category: Federal Reserve, Humor

Technically, the Recession is Over

I will be winging back from Chicago as the Fed releases their statement, but I am going to go out on a limb and assume they will say something to the effect of this: >

Category: Economy, Federal Reserve, Humor

Economics: The Science of Explaining Tomorrow . . .

. . .  why the predictions you made yesterday didn’t come true today. via DD

Category: Humor

Curb Your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld Tonite

I am totally looking forward to tonight’s premiere episode of the new Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO. I was a big Seinfeld fan, and am now an even bigger Curb fan. I love the concepts Larry David uses in the show — the Restaurant/Tourettes finale, the Mel Brooks/Producers arc, and now the Seinfeld reunion. Just…Read More

Category: Humor, Television, Weekend

The Recession Is Over ?

In light of my earlier Bernanke post, my friend Scott sends this along: > via Bob Englehart

Category: Federal Reserve, Humor

Devil’s Dictionary: Wall Street Edition

Amusing take on Ambrose Bierce’s classic in the Journal today. Excerpt: AAA, n., obsolete. A rhetorical device used to dupe buyers into purchasing securities backed by shacks dressed as houses, and to secure the highest possible spot in telephone directories. Common usage: AAA Septic Drainage and Mortgage Backed Security Services. BAILOUT, n. First known use:…Read More

Category: Bailouts, Humor

A Modest Proposal: A Nation of Bankers

My friend Scott is a hedge fund manager who noted the following, with just a trace of irony in his voice: Joe Stiglitz, in an interview from Paris with Bloomberg over the weekend, noted that “if workers do not have income, it’s very hard to see how the U.S. will generate the demand that the…Read More

Category: Credit, Federal Reserve, Humor

Out of the Woods . . .

Category: Employment, Humor

Thousands Of Abandoned, Foreclosed Homes Threatened By Florida Hurricane

Another instant Onion classic: In what forecasters are predicting will be the largest, most devastating disaster to hit Florida since the national economy collapsed, a Category 5 hurricane neared the Gulf coast this week, threatening thousands of repossessed and long deserted homes. According to meteorologists, the incoming tropical storm could leave as many as 3…Read More

Category: Humor, Real Estate