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Goldman Sachs in Talks to Acquire Treasury Department Sister Entities to Share Employees, Money > In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury. According to Goldman spokesperson…Read More
Treasury officials say the gold has just been in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway, and the government needs the money NOW.
Here’s thinking of you poor bastards! The rest of you have a relaxing — and safe — holiday. > via the New Yorker