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Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Stockbroker

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Stockbroker (via David Letterman)

10. When stocks go up, his pants go down 

9. He’s unavailable whenever "General Hospital" is on 

8. Invested your entire portfolio in JetBlue 

7. Instead of Wall Street, he works at Wal-Mart 

6. He shaves his head and goes into rehab 

5. Hot stock tips, no — nude photos of Alan Greenspan, yes 

4. Keeps using the word Ga-zillion 

3. No number 3 — writer depressed after losing everything in stock market 

2. A few years back told Martha, "Sure it’s legal"

1. Claims he once had a three-way with Morgan Stanley and Merrill Lynch

Thanks, Doug!

Category: Investing, Markets, Psychology

Around the World in 24 Hours

Category: Data Analysis, Investing, Markets

Its not China, its the Economy (Stupid!)

Category: Commodities, Currency, Federal Reserve, Index/ETFs, Investing, Markets, Psychology

NYSE Collars Triggered

Category: Investing, Markets, Psychology

Asian Markets’ Closing Prices

Category: Investing, Markets, Psychology

Short Selling Falls

Category: Investing, Markets, Psychology, Short Selling, Trading

Margin Levels Hit New Record

Category: Data Analysis, Investing, Markets, Psychology

S&P500 in Yen and Euros

Category: Currency, Investing, Markets

John Dorfman’s 9 Lessons

Category: Earnings, Economy, Investing, Markets, Technical Analysis, Trading

The Great Vista Inspired PC Boom (or not)

Category: Corporate Management, Earnings, Investing, Markets, Technology