Posts filed under “Mathematics”

09/09/09 9:09:09

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Right now, its the 9th second of the 9th minute of the 9th hour of the 9th day of the 9th month of the 9th year of the century.

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Category: Mathematics

Bailout Profits? Don’t Make Me Laugh!

“The government has taken profits of about $1.4 billion on its investment in Goldman Sachs, $1.3 billion on Morgan Stanley and $414 million on American Express. The five other banks that repaid the government — Northern Trust, Bank of New York Mellon, State Street, U.S. Bancorp and BB&T — each brought in $100 million to…Read More

Category: Bailouts, Mathematics

BiModality of Markets: Why Mean-Variance Doesn’t Work

Via Bob Bronson, we get this very interesting way to think about the potential universe of market returns: In addition to the almost universally improper use of the correlation function that we have presented before (our Correlation Puzzle is available on request), Alpha-Beta, Efficient Frontier, Black Scholes, VaR, stochastic modeling, and exotic derivatives from Modern…Read More

Category: Mathematics, Think Tank

Quote of the Day: Better Earnings

Stephanie Pomboy of MacroMavens observes: “Judging by the giddy delight investors have taken in ‘better’ earnings news over the last two weeks, we expect they will positively wet themselves when they get a load of the new saving stats.  I mean the prospect that dis-saving was never as bad… and that current saving is even…Read More

Category: Earnings, Mathematics

GDP Worse, Not Better,Than Expected

Bill King notes in the Think Tank that GDP was actually worse than consensus expected. How is a minus 1% worse than a minus 1.5% ?  He looks at the first half of 2009, and blames the Q1 revisions: “We will again utilize basic math to illustrate the scam. If Q4 08 GDP was 100…Read More

Category: Data Analysis, Economy, Mathematics

King Report: GDP Follies

> The GDP report last Friday evinces the folly of US government economic statistics and Wall Street consensus analysis. Most of the Street heralded the 1% decline in Q2 GDP because it was 0.5 better than consensus – even though the US government admitted in the release that its GDP estimates over the past several…Read More

Category: Data Analysis, Economy, Mathematics, Think Tank

Challenge to Jim Cramer: Let’s Talk About Banks!

I notice that Jim Cramer is yowling on TheStreet.com today, pounding the table on US Bancorp (NYSE:USB) and Webster Savings Bank (NYSE:WBS).  Jim, how much you want to buy?  These institutions are going to be shoveling money into the furnace for another 3-4 quarters.  We’ll have a post up on TBP tomorrow on our view…Read More

Category: Investing, Mathematics

FASB Discovers Own Cojones

Make that belatedly. America’s previously neutered accountants — traditionally, green-visored chickenshit-cowards who have rolled over for their belly rubs from America’s CEOs and CFOs, giving them all of the bullshit they asked for over the past 2 decades — seem to be developing a spine of sorts. Recall that in the midst of the credit…Read More

Category: Earnings, Mathematics, Regulation

Overstating Bailout Costs

“The total potential federal government support could reach up to $23.7 trillion.” -Neil Barofsky > Yesterday, we noted that the 23 Trillion dollar bailout was a “WTF number.” The statement above really turns on your definition of the word “Support” — this is not the actual costs, but more of a measure of the total…Read More

Category: Bailouts, Mathematics

750 Million Albums is an Off The Wall Number

No, Michael Jackson did not sell 750 million albums. A funny thing happened to Michael Jackson’s sales figures over the past few years: They seemed to have more than tripled: “In the last three years of his life, long after the release of his final original album, Michael Jackson’s career album sales took a curious…Read More

Category: Mathematics, Music